Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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