What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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