a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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