She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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