Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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