My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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