Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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