Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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