The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
