Its about making memories worth repressing
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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