She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
