He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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