she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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