I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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