i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is wine microwaveable?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
