I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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