me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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