Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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