their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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