If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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