Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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