Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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