my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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