Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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