Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just gift wrapped bread.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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