so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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