i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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