pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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