It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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