Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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