Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
In America we eat man semen.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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