at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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