Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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