p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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