singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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