Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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