Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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