They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
zippers are such a cool invention
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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