Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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