Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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