Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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