he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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