Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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