Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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