The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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