Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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