is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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