Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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