He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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