Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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