We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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