hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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